Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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