Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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