This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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