i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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