I only kidnapped one of them. chill
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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