i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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