I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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