You really coming over, don't trick.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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So squirting runs in the family.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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