all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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