North Korea, Best Korea!
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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