I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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