Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize