thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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