There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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