is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".