Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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