We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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