Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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