Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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