We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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