yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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