Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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