why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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