and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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