Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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