You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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