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big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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