So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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