The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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