I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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