i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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