walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Watching her eat just hurts me
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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