Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm both gender and math confused
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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