best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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