I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
bring money and cleavage
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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