What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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