dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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