Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Michael Bay diarrhea
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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