Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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