So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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