Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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