People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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