haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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