Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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