so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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