Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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