i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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