Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Randomize