I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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