I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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