i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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