Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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