brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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