its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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