We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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